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Let's squash corporate jargon, shall we?

ewww.jpgIf you like words and cringe when people start abusing them, you’re going to love this list of least favourite corporate jargon that communications guru Shel Holtz has compiled. The list is also a pretty cool demonstration of the power of Twitter.

Last week, after seeing some particularly egregious corporate jargon, I queried my Twitter followers about their least favorite jargon. Here are the responses I got:

  • Leveraging low-cost locations (as a euphemism for moving US jobs overseas)
  • Class-leading
  • Value-added (One of Dave Fleet’s 10 most irritating PR phrases)
  • A value-add proposition
  • Impact (used as a verb)
  • Synergy
  • Leveraging synergies
  • Working as designed
  • Bandwidth (as in ‘I don’t have the bandwidth to help out)
  • Cutting edge (this is another one that made Dave Fleet’s list)
  • Leading edge
  • Industry leader (see Diana Huff’s comment below)
  • Good PR (as in ‘get me some good PR’)
  • Best practices
  • Strategic

And the list goes on…

To see the whole list, as well as some pretty hilarious videos featuring a new word – Buffling – read the whole post.

(Via a shel of my former self.)

Let's follow another solo sailor

Remember Glenn Wakefield and his attempt to become the first sailor to circumnavigate alone the wrong way aound?

While Glenn wasn’t racing anybody, it was certainly exciting to follow his progress – until his adventure came to its premature end with the loss of his beloved Kim Chow. (If you’re in Vancouver in January, you can hear Glenn tell his tale in person.)

spirit-of-canada.jpgThere’s a solo round-the-world race happening right now, called the Vendee Globe:

In theory, the Vendée Globe is an utterly simple affair. Its fundamental principles come down to a few sentences, compared to which even the roughest logbook would seem sophisticated. A sailing race around the world, for singlehanders, without any stopover. That’s it. In theory at least, because beyond these words start great stories.

There’s a Canadian in this race that you might want to follow. His name is Derek Hatfield. Here’s an excerpt from his bio:

This former member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, who became Manager of the Compliance Department at the Toronto Stock Exchange, came to sailing thanks to a neighbour and is already a round the world yachtsman. He in fact became the 126th sailor in the world to have sailed alone around the planet. That was in 2002 at the age of fifty on board a 40-footer christened Spirit of Canada. He finished Around Alone in third place in his class, in spite of a very long stopover for repairs having dismasted off Cape Horn. Named Rolex sailor of the year in 2003 for Canada, he also won the trophy in that same year that bears the name of the late Gerry Roufs.
Finally, and it is far from being the least of his qualities, Derek Hatfield is a keen defender of nature. With the Earth Rangers, a charitable organisation, he has launched a partnership to bring to the attention of children the importance of sustainable development and environmental protection. He will be setting sail with the fully justified pride of taking the first Canadian built Open 60 boat around the world.

I’ve been watching what’s been happening in the Vendee Globe (it started Nov 8) but I hadn’t blogged about it until I read a recent update Derek posted on his website about what he’d heard about our recent political shenanigans in Ottawa.

Word from back in Canada is that the government is in a bit of turmoil and the economy is at scary levels. I’m sure more than one of our sponsors are feeling the pinch of the recession. Hang in there and never give up on your goals. I feel a little guilty that I’m out here away from all of these woes but maybe some of you following the race can at least find it a motivating diversion from the financial situation.

That sounded like a great idea to me. So let’s all follow along with Derek and let his adventures keep us in a positive frame of mind.

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A new view of the House of Commons

Has anyone else noticed that we’re seeing some new views of the inside of the House of Commons in Ottawa? This photo of Stephen Harper and Stephane Dion, shot by Chris Wattie of Reuters, is a remarkable shot, no question.

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But it’s also a view that I don’t remember seeing before. It looks like the photographer was sitting in the back benches behind Harper. How did they get that shot?

When I was a reporter, photographers were only allowed on the floor of the chamber on special occasions like a Throne Speech, not during Question Period. I wonder if the rules have changed when I wasn’t watching.

Anybody know the answer? Leave a comment with your ideas.

Photo credit: Chris Wattie, Reuters

How Dan Kaminsky broke and fixed DNS

This is one of the most interesting (and frightening) stories of the year, without question. If you’re a geek, you probably know the basics of the story. But if you haven’t heard about the DNS flaw – or you don’t even know what DNS is — you’ll still find this a fascinating tale.

– Via Cory Doctorow at Boing Boing:

“Wired’s Joshua A Davis has a great profile of my pal Dan Kaminsky’s work on discovering and then helping to fix a net-crashing DNS bug earlier this year. Davis really captures the excitement of discovering a major security flaw and the complex web of personal, professional and technical complications that come to bear when you’re trying to disclose the research in a way that minimizes harm to the net.

Dan does a lot of fun security-related stuff that doesn’t get talked about in public. There’s this one thing he does —

But that would be telling.

The next morning, Kaminsky strode to the front of the conference room at Microsoft headquarters before Vixie could introduce him or even welcome the assembled heavy hitters. The 16 people in the room represented Cisco Systems, Microsoft, and the most important designers of modern DNS software.

Vixie was prepared to say a few words, but Kaminsky assumed that everyone was there to hear what he had to say. After all, he’d earned the spotlight. He hadn’t sold the discovery to the Russian mob. He hadn’t used it to take over banks. He hadn’t destroyed the Internet. He was actually losing money on the whole thing: As a freelance computer consultant, he had taken time off work to save the world. In return, he deserved to bask in the glory of discovery. Maybe his name would be heralded around the world.

Kaminsky started by laying out the timeline. He had discovered a devastating flaw in DNS and would explain the details in a moment. But first he wanted the group to know that they didn’t have much time. On August 6, he was going to a hacker convention in Las Vegas, where he would stand before the world and unveil his amazing discovery. If there was a solution, they’d better figure it out by then.

But did Kaminsky have the goods? DNS attacks were nothing new and were considered difficult to execute. The most practical attack—widely known as cache poisoning—required a hacker to submit data to a DNS server at the exact moment that it updated its records. If he succeeded, he could change the records. But, like sperm swimming toward an egg, whichever packet got there first—legitimate or malicious—locked everything else out. If the attacker lost the race, he would have to wait until the server updated again, a moment that might not come for days. And even if he timed it just right, the server required a 16-bit ID number. The hacker had a 1-in-65,536 chance of guessing it correctly. It could take years to successfully compromise just one domain.

The experts watched as Kaminsky opened his laptop and connected the overhead projector. He had created a ‘weaponized’ version of his attack on this vulnerability to demonstrate its power. A mass of data flashed onscreen and told the story. In less than 10 seconds, Kaminsky had compromised a server running BIND 9, Vixie’s DNS routing software, which controls 80 percent of Internet traffic. It was undeniable proof that Kaminsky had the power to take down large swaths of the Internet.

Secret Geek A-Team Hacks Back, Defends Worldwide Web

(Photo: John Keatley)

(Via Boing Boing.)

Make the BC gov't keep their promise on the Great Bear Rainforest

Here’s a cause that I can really get behind. And I hope that you can too. You don’t have live in BC — the more people that pitch in and sign the petition, the better.

My fellow Victorian, Darren Barefoot wrote about this campaign in his blog recently:

The Great Bear Rainforest is a huge swath of the land–the size of Austria–on BC’s central coast. It’s home to three kinds of bears, six million migratory birds, 3000 genetically distinct salmon stocks and many species of plants unique to the region. Most importantly, it’s the largest tract of intact coastal temperate rainforest left on Earth.

As you may recall, there was a landmark agreement in 2006 among various stakeholders–the provincial government, logging companies, First Nations and environmentalists. They agreed to a new approach to resource planning developed by an independent team of scientists, and committed to its implementation by March 31, 2009. But we’re not (ahem) out of the woods yet.

There’s more in his original post, including a link to a Facebook group, a video about the campaign and more information, so head over and take a look.

Darren is urging all of us to sign an online petition urging the government to live up to its promise to protect the forest. If you do, you’ll get a nice little auto-responder from the environment minister, which will make you feel special. I urge all of you to go ahead and take a few seconds to add your voice to this cause.

Merry Christmas…

First photos from our new house

Looks like we’re back in the game…

We’ve been renting in Victoria for nearly two and a half years now, which is the longest Heather and I have gone without owning a home. But all that’s about to change.

We’ve decided to take the plunge and buy a house. We’ve been looking for awhile and now that the market has softened, there are some good deals to be had. Our deal is still in the works, but we should be moving in at the end of December, which is a great way to celebrate the New Year!

We’ll be looking for help moving on New Year’s eve, so if you’re not busy…drop me a line. I’ll even supply pizza!

I’ve got some pictures up on Flickr of the inside of the house and I’ll add some outside shots soon. Tonight was the first time I brought my camera along.

You can view the set (with cutlines of the photos) by using this link to go to Flickr.

You can also see the slideshow below.

And now for something completely different…

If you’re of a similar vintage (and getting better with age, I’m sure) you’ll appreciate how stupendous today’s news really is.

The Monty Python gang have finally launched their own channel on YouTube. (Let the bells ring and the banners fly!)

This is very, very good news for those of us who can never get enough of the funny walks, the parrot jokes and philosopher footballers.

Here’s the link to the site that introduces the new channel. You’ll be able to watch their introduction, as well as choose from an amazing line-up of famous clips – most also available in the high-quality format that I wrote about the other day.

Here’s one of my very favourite segments…Enjoy.

Google adds 10 million photos from Life archives

Now this is big news.

Google has announced that they are putting all 10 million pictures from the archival collection of Time-Life on line and available for searching via Image Search. There are some amazing photos included — many of them never before published.

According to the announcement on the Google Blog, the archives date back to 1750 — or to a time before photography even existed! It’s an amazing resource. Full marks to Google for pursuing a project like this.

Here’s an excerpt from the announcement:

One of our favorites is this classic Eisenstaedt image of children watching a puppet show.


Alfred snapped this in 1963, at the climax of Guignol’s “Saint George and the Dragon” in the Tuileries Garden in Paris. Just as the dragon is slain, some children cry out in a combination of horror and delight, while others are taken aback in shock. Every child is consumed with emotion, masterfully captured by Eisenstaedt’s camera. These amazing photos are now blended into our Image Search results along with other images from across the web.

Whether you’re looking for a particular image, or just browsing, I know you’ll enjoy looking through this collection.

Where the hell is Matt? – in high def

Have you heard about Matt, the guy who filmed himself dancing with people all over the world? It’s a good story, and if you haven’t heard about it, you can find out more at his website, or just watch the video. (Note — The website seems to be down)

Even if you’ve seen the video, here’s an update to the story that I just found out about.

The original videos on YouTube were the usual, low-quality types. But when you go to the YouTube site, there’s a link below the video that lets you watch them in high quality. The difference is astounding and shows what kind of quality is possible with online video.

Here’s the original (low-res) version of the video:

And to see the high-quality video, use this link.

It appears that a lot of videos on the YouTube site are now available as high-quality versions…just look for the link at the bottom of the viewer. It’s worth it.

What a concept – making a good video

Here’s some breaking news. The Onion News Network says that YouTube is going to launch a groundbreaking contest. Check it out below.

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