{"id":375,"date":"2008-03-06T08:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T08:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/2008\/03\/06\/ultimate-sales-techno-babble\/"},"modified":"2016-10-29T05:49:43","modified_gmt":"2016-10-29T05:49:43","slug":"ultimate-sales-techno-babble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/2008\/03\/06\/ultimate-sales-techno-babble\/","title":{"rendered":"The ultimate sales techno-babble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since it&#8217;s Friday, this seems like an appropriate workplace diversion.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve worked with clients who had a problem with jargon, but I&#8217;ve never come across something like this.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the blurb from <a href=\"http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=5125780462773187994&#038;hl=en\">Google video<\/a>, where it&#8217;s hosted:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>This video was seen circulating the internet, author unknown. The Retro-Encabulator is a fictional device purportedly manufactured by &#8220;Rockwell Automation&#8221;, according to the video. The video has become popular with engineers due to its humurous use of technobabble.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since it&#8217;s Friday, this seems like an appropriate workplace diversion. I&#8217;ve worked with clients who had a problem with jargon, but I&#8217;ve never come across something like this. Here&#8217;s the blurb from Google video, where it&#8217;s hosted: This video was seen circulating the internet, author unknown. The Retro-Encabulator is a fictional device purportedly manufactured by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p88Hib-63","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1246,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/1246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}