{"id":359,"date":"2008-04-09T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/2008\/04\/09\/time-for-chuckle\/"},"modified":"2016-10-29T05:49:40","modified_gmt":"2016-10-29T05:49:40","slug":"time-for-chuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/2008\/04\/09\/time-for-chuckle\/","title":{"rendered":"Time for a chuckle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m sitting here hoping for some kind of divine revelation about the meaning of life, I came across this post from our good friend <a href=\"http:\/\/leehopkins.net\/index.php\">Lee Hopkins<\/a>, in the &#8220;Adelaide Hills&#8221; of Australia. He posted this to his blog and I can&#8217;t resist passing it along, just in case you don&#8217;t read him regularly.<\/p>\n<p>As someone who has been known to suffer technology envy on occasion, I certainly can identify with this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Three naked women were sitting in a sauna, two were in their mid-twenties, one was in her forties.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.<\/p>\n<p>The others looked at her questioningly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was my pager\u201d she said. \u201cI have a microchip under the skin of my arm\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later a phone rang.<\/p>\n<p>The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, \u201cThat was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The older woman felt very low-tech, but not to be outdone she decided she had to do something equally as impressive.<\/p>\n<p>She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her derriere.<\/p>\n<p>The others quite naturally raised their eyebrows and stared at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, will you look at that!\u201d the older woman exclaimed. \u201cI\u2019m getting a fax!\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/leehopkins.net\/2008\/03\/29\/ladies-in-a-sauna\/\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m sitting here hoping for some kind of divine revelation about the meaning of life, I came across this post from our good friend Lee Hopkins, in the &#8220;Adelaide Hills&#8221; of Australia. He posted this to his blog and I can&#8217;t resist passing it along, just in case you don&#8217;t read him regularly. As [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p88Hib-5N","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1224,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions\/1224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davetraynor.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}